So I am a hairstylist. Hence the name of my blog. I recently stared working in a Suite, which is one of 39 suites in a salon. A suite is a private room we design as our own small salon. Among the suites we have a lot of hairstylists, several massage therapists, skin specialists and one Intimate Body Waxer.
OK so I probably will never use the Intimate Body Waxer, since at my age I am losing more hair than growing any and since Mr. Wonderful's testosterone level has dropped I don't see any need for a design between my legs. Not that he would notice. I come home with flaming red hair and it takes him three weeks to say "Oh, you have red in your hair".
We have five hallways where our suites are located. The intimate body waxer is a hallway away from me. Am I curious?? Well yes. Unfortunately I can't see when anyone comes or goes so I am out of luck at who uses her.
I have wondered how soundproof the walls are because I have to let you know..in case anyone really ever pondered this question, but there is NO WAY IN HELL wax would be used in that area. Shall I repeat that? NO WAY!! Should I ever venture to that hallway and decided that possibly, maybe, perhaps I would ever have that done my screams the first time a strip was removed would pull all other 38 suites out the door wondering who was being sliced up in another room.
We had an open house last week and I met "Kat" the intimate body waxer and saw her suite. It had a thick, furry spread on her table.
I wax eyebrows and all facial components in my suite. I occasionally drip a little wax on things. My wax is about a foot from where it will land on skin. While I am not sure how far her wax should travel to get to the intimate So if you lay on this thick, furry blanket while being intimately waxed, you better be a good aim or your client will have that fur stuck in her ( or his) intimate areas.
Kat is a lovely person and I am very sure she is excellent at what she does.
I am excellent at what I do too. I will stay in my suite one hallway away working on hair, extensions and an occasion eyebrow wax. If I hear an unrecognizable sound or a very loud "OH SHIT" I will know what intimate parts are being ripped off.
Just saying.
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